fun date idea: pay for my tattoo


my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

Possible tmi but whooo cares I had a borderline sexy dream about Jensen Ackles last night and like? I don’t even watch supernatural much but like jeNSEN FUCKING ACKLES. Also like wtaf I think i was like IN an episode of supernatural and like me and “dean” ;) and some other peeps in his crew were on some kind bus thing and he legit came up behind me and just like pressed his whole body into my back (pelvis especially) and like i was on cloud 9 and after a while i kinda turned to him hoping to find out where this was going but then he started speaking this weird supernatural-y fake latin-y sounding language all sensually in my ear and wow but i realized that he thought that I was some angel they were with who had taken the shape of me and so i had to improvise and be like “shit… idk what that means anymore :o” and basically made him think that i was an angel who was slowly losing my memory/angel-ness and i don’t really remember what happened after that but jensen ackles basically dry humped and cuddled me and it was very realistic so i cannot complain for the rest of the week about anything. 

Almost a baby no moreeeeeeeeee. Tomorrow is gonna rock and I love you SARAH I SWEAR I’m SOBER RIGHT NOW JUST EXCITED <3.




This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

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but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?


i made it onto my university’s “people of” page and i was not exaggerating




omg Bash said this happened to his friends dad and i’ve been telling everyone about it! This is fantastic

La Tortura

Shakira - La Tortura feat. Alejandro Sanz


Selfie mania


Selfie mania


look at these ice cream new balance i want the middle ones im upset